Ask R. Lutece
"I’m pleased to announce that Robert is making a great recovery. All it took was some rest and some care, hmm?"
“Can I put my shirt back on now?”
"Not yet, brother."

"I’m pleased to announce that Robert is making a great recovery. All it took was some rest and some care, hmm?"

Can I put my shirt back on now?

"Not yet, brother."

Mun, can you post your personal blog? I wanna follow you!
Anonymous

(I’ve been receiving a bunch of messages like this lately, and every single time I make this exact face:

So I’ll break character this once (and probably last? who knows) to post my personal.

My current url is mancermechro but it’s subject to change, so just go to handsomejack.co.vu !!

I’ve received a ton of compliments and I read all of them, even if I don’t respond. Thank you all so much!)

R҉͏.̧ ͏̧͝L͢͡u͟te̷̸͠ce͢.̡͘͠ ͘͏Ŕ̴̷ep̧͢͠e͞at. R̕. Lu̸t́e͟ce͏. If you are receiving this message I bring you terrible news from the year two thousand and thirteen, Gregorian. Do not under any circumstances antagonise the Firs͠t ́Lady ͝of Col̢u̢ḿb̛ia ţ̷h̸e̕͜ ̛͢c͏͘ò̷͝n̸ś͏̡e̴q̧͢҉ųeņ͘c̨e̵̛͠s a͡͏ŕ͢e͘ b͟͡e͜y̢ò͝n̸d ̀͝d̢͠i͝҉́r͜e͟͝. R̵͘͡ȩ̡͘͟͢p̛̕͢é̶a̸̡̨̨͟t̴̵̢.͜͞ ̀͢͡D̸̀͠o̢͘͘͞ ̸̛̀N̴̶̨̕O̸̶̡͘͢T̷͠ ҉̢a̴̛̱͇̹̽͐͒̍̂ͫ̎ͩ̉ͤ̾̍̏ͦ́n̸̲̮͓̬̞̥̏ͤ̀̊́ͧ̉ͩͫ̚͜t̸̡͐͋̔̎ͬ̔͒ͦ̆ͪ̂͞͏̳͍͚̰̙͎̠̫̖̙͉̦͇̺̯͍ͅá̛̬͈̗͕̞̠̦̭͈̾̎͌ͪ͒͌̑̄ͤ͗̾̍͒̂͊̅́͟͡
Anonymous

"You’re going to need to reach father back to solve your issue. The ‘antagonizing’ has reached far beyond just that by now."

…..

Would it be incest or masturbation?
Anonymous

"That question comes-up a lot between us."

That it does.

it's cute that Rosalind is super short compared to you, Robert. Are you able to pick her up because of that?
Anonymous

Not unless I have a death wish.

How would R. Lutece explain quantum physics to Booker?
Anonymous

Rosalind, how about a chance for payback? What are some of Robert's cute moments?

"Well, I won’t gossip as much as a certain snide little brother has—”

Oh, so we’ve decided I’m the younger brother now? You know exactly why that isn’t possible.

"—Actually, I will say so. He’s clingy when he sleeps. Clings to you like a vice. He almost asphyxiated me once, on one occasion."

…….

Robert, does Rosalind have her cute moments?
Anonymous

An interesting happenstance, regarding her being ‘cute.’ Something actually happened recently in regards to that.”

"Robert."

Are you aware of the fact that Rosalind wears heels with rather high arches when with me at all times? It’s so rare that I get to see her without them.

"You’re playing a dangerous game."

And without them, she is rather short. So short, infact—

"Robert!"

—That she comes just about to my shoulders. And to my chin, when on her tiptoes.

I have no brother.

"We’ve been away for a long while. Lives such as our own tend to leave us in a back-and-forth motion between reclusive and outgoing lifestyles."
“Perhaps we’re just wishy-washy.”
"Maybe so."
“Regardless, it is with great certainty that we have announced our return. Our work has settled for the most part. Feel free to send in requests as you please.”

"We’ve been away for a long while. Lives such as our own tend to leave us in a back-and-forth motion between reclusive and outgoing lifestyles."

Perhaps we’re just wishy-washy.”

"Maybe so."

Regardless, it is with great certainty that we have announced our return. Our work has settled for the most part. Feel free to send in requests as you please.”

"Constance—Robert, too, of course—keep me going. A young girl with a bright mind like her, willing to aspire to be something away from the norm, is so rare in nature. She took classes with me every Friday afternoon, before..complications..occurred. Ah. With Fink, of course.

"I still write to her, sometimes. When she needs a boost, mostly. I leave them on her desk when she sleeps, or when she’s out. I never date them, but I do give her words of encouragement. It helps her, sometimes. Her mother reminds me of my own. And she, of me.

"I’d consider myself a guardian angel, if I wasn’t so modest, mm?"